“He likes alcohol AND he messaged me first! What more could I want in a guy?”
I adore her, she’s sassy and I love her music and she gives absolutely zero fucks. You do you girl! Plus she’s beautiful. like wayyy gorgeous. Plus she’s bipolar, just like me. There’s nothing NOT to love about her!
If you’ve never listened to her, drop what you’re doing and do it now! Unless you’re already on your phone. In which case just switch tabs.
As you all know, Claire and I LOVE Trainwreck. This is a conversation between her and i today…
“I’m pretty sure best-sex-you’ve-ever-had guy is in prison… or maybe just a republican with a stick up his ass”
“Hey, he didn’t ACTUALLY go to prison!”
Amy Schumer gets it, tbh.
You can basically call me Elphaba, because I’m melting over here! It’s been 108 degrees and 105 degrees the last few days, and it shows no sign of cooling off any day soon!
For an Oregonian without air conditioning, this is NOT a pleasant week. Fall, where are you??
“Just go, and get respectably tipsy, then come home, chug water, and study!”
Claire should consider being a life coach tbh
Okay… So once again it’s been 9 months since i’ve posted anything, but i’m back FO REAL and with LOTS of crazy, embarrassing, hilarious, wild, sad, EVERYTHING stories to post! I will try not to spam them (they’ve built up) but no promises 😉
I was sitting in Travis’s room reading just now, when I heard him come back.
I blew kisses in his direction, and I heard “Kisses for me? Well, okay then!” From his roommate. Awk…. I guess I should check next time!