“He likes alcohol AND he messaged me first! What more could I want in  a guy?” 


Passing the Legacy

Last night I introduced my beautiful, recently single, hilarious friend to Tinder (and of course the tinder drinking game). It was a RIOT! 
We immediately crafted her bio to “theater, cynicism, and dicks out for harambe” 
She got her first match, screamed, and threw her phone… 

Some other beautiful quotes from the night: 

“I just can’t drive all the way to Portland to get laid. I mean unless he pays me. Oh wait, that’s prostitution…” 

*clarae sends her first message* “don’t take this the wrong way, but I think I love you…. Your profile is pure gold!” 
…And many more. I definitely need more girls’ nights in my life! 

Happy *belated* Halloweekend!

Hell lovelies, it’s time once again to share my Halloweekend stories with you all! This one was much less crazy than last, but still tons of fun and 100% worth the many hours I spent on my costumes. 

Night #1 : le BF (whom you will get to know very well) and I went to a party with my grandparents and parents! That was a first, and my dad and his gf definitely turn down for what. 


  BF and me as Dexter and DeeDee

Dad and Sonya as old people, Nana and Papa as scarecrow and crow! *she doesn’t really smoke* 

Night #2: hanging out with friends! 

Having a few friends over and drinking and watching movies is one of my favorite activities. Travis went as a hunter and I was a butterfly (is butterfly hunting a thing?) and here we are: 

Damn, look at that cutie. 

I LOVE looking at Halloween costumes, what did you all do? ❤