It Happens

As you all know, Claire and I LOVE Trainwreck.  This is a conversation between her and i today…

“I’m pretty sure best-sex-you’ve-ever-had guy is in prison… or maybe just a republican with a stick up his ass”

“Hey, he didn’t ACTUALLY go to prison!” 
Amy Schumer gets it, tbh. 


College, Defined

This is a story that fairly well sums up my college experience so far. I’m failing a class (failed a midterm), and I’ve tried to get help. I am IN CLASS during his office hours so I asked about setting up an appointment. The answer was a very strict no, come to office hours, even after I explained the situation. 

So for the second midterm I just decide to study my ASS off. I finish the study guide with a friend and feel pretty confident I actually understand it, and just have ONE more question, so I decide to go to the office hours the next morning to clear it up before the midterm that day. 

One small problem occurrs… HE DOESN’T SHOW UP. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the professor who can ONLY be reached during office hours decides to NOT SHOW UP to said scheduled office hours. The door was locked, I knocked, waited for an hour and a half, and NADA. 

He also didn’t show to the midterm, he let he TA run it. Still waiting on my grade. 

Professors are dicks.