Purple Life

Sooo I was recently sort of seeing this guy, and neither of us were really putting in any effort (it was longish distance). 
–it should be noted that this is the week after I dyed my hair purple– 
So we decided to call it off, no hard feelings or anything but just probs not going to happen. I wasn’t upset about it or anything and I assume he also wasn’t. 
A few days later, my manager asked what happened with “that guy I was seeing.” I responded, without missing a beat, “meh, guess he decided purple just wasn’t for him.”
I cracked up, and she didn’t get the joke. Damn non-Halsey fans!!