Last night I introduced my beautiful, recently single, hilarious friend to Tinder (and of course the tinder drinking game). It was a RIOT!
We immediately crafted her bio to “theater, cynicism, and dicks out for harambe”
She got her first match, screamed, and threw her phone…
Some other beautiful quotes from the night:
“I just can’t drive all the way to Portland to get laid. I mean unless he pays me. Oh wait, that’s prostitution…”
*clarae sends her first message* “don’t take this the wrong way, but I think I love you…. Your profile is pure gold!”
…And many more. I definitely need more girls’ nights in my life!